All Brand New and Shiny   Leave a comment

Awkward Turtle has moved!

Go here for the new comic 

I’m thinking of turning this site into an actual blog for AT, or perhaps a sketch diary. What do you all think?

 

Feed back wanted

Posted March 16, 2012 by Miranda Gehris in Miranda Gehris

You’re terrible at this.   Leave a comment

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Colored in Photoshop!

What do you all think?

All shoop’d out,

The Lovely Miranda Gehris

The Rabbit hole is a filthy, filthy place.   Leave a comment

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To answer your question: Yes. 

This is why I’m a Dog Person,

The Lovely Miranda Gehris

 

Jerking Around   4 comments

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“Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil: For thou art with me;
Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies;
Thou annointest my head with oil; My cup runneth over.”

“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.”

Something for christains and something for…..what do you call someone who worships Cthulhu? *le shrug*

Adorably Agnostic,

The Lovely Miranda Gehris

AAAACHOOOOO!!!   2 comments

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OH MY GOD SOMEONE IS ACKNOWLEDGING THE EXISTENCE OF MENSTRUATION!!!! THATS SO GROOOOOSS!!!!! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT A WOMAN’S PERIOD IS EVIL AND MUST NEVER BE ACKNOWLEDGED!!!!!

I believe that the menstrual cycle is a rich and viscous source of comedy that should be allowed to flow freely.

Oh was that too much?

Get over it.

Always in her big girl panties,

The Lovely Miranda Gehris

Full Time Fiction   2 comments

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Today as I was walking back to my apartment from the bus stop a friend of mine took his girlfriend’s scarf and started whipping it in the air. When his girlfriend asked what the hell he was doing he replied:

“There are lions! I’m taming them!”

“There are no lions”

“Imagination!”

“I don’t have that.”

“That’s okay, I have enough for both of us!”

The moral of this story is: Don’t go outside kids, the invisible lions may eat you (unless you have a whipping scarf).

More than enough Imagination,

The Lovely Miranda Gehris

Bonus: Merry Whatever!   Leave a comment

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Merry Whatever!

Non-denominationally Adorable,

The Lovely Miranda Gehris

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